Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

A majority of your contacts having letters next to their names. TSM.

Designated “gossip time.” TSM.

Waking up in the same fraternity house as your little, but not knowing until you share a ride home. TSM.

A handshake is the key to the friend zone. TSM.

Big bows, bigger hair. TSM.

Making sure you look cute before spectating fraternity intramural championship games. TSM.

“What should my caption be? I want it to be clever.” TSM.

Feeling genuinely insulted when someone doesn’t know who your big is. TSM.

Mentally canceling all of your classes during Greek Week. TSM.