Do you know who my big is? TSM.

Your pin being your favorite accessory. TSM.

Making sure you get a shack shirt from a fraternity, because of the famous alumni. TSM.

I can’t date him. He’ll mess up my monogram. TSM.

Finding your formal date during Greek Week. TSM.

It’s clear who makes the sandwiches in this relationship…and it’s not me. TSM.

If he does you wrong, there’s only one thing left to do: his little brother. TSM.

Being sent to standards for “encouraging others to participate in sometimes questionable behavior at mixers and other social events.” TSTC.

Being next to your best friend in the composite. TSM.

The menu for your 21st birthday party consisting only of alcohol. TSM.