Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

Having his pledges pick up your Starbucks on the way home in the morning. TSM.

He’s not in my heart, and he’s not in my head, but he’s hot, so I’ll let him in elsewhere. TSM.

The hair flip girl is my spirit emoji. TSM.

The worst thing I was called in high school was “perfect.” TSM.

Bringing your little breakfast and Advil in the morning. TSM.

I don’t like him. I like his fraternity. TSM.

Asking guys on spring break where they’re from, which fraternity they’re in, and what their names are…in that order. TSM.

Being the rebel of your family tree. TSM.