It was little at first sight. TSM.

Not knowing what to wear to a party because it doesn’t have a theme. TSM.

Showing people pictures of your little like she’s one of your children. TSM.

Monogramming the pocket on your new shack shirt. TSM.

Only texting in group messages. TSM.

“Have you met my little?” TSM.

Calling your big’s boyfriend “Dad.” TSM.

Fueling fraternity feuds as the Helen of Troy of Greek Row. TSM.

Sleeping with the social chair to improve the mixer theme. TSM.

Swiping left if they don’t look like they can handle your big. TSM.