Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

“Running errands” at the craft store, the liquor store, and Target for Diet Coke. TSM.

If you must get dressed, dress well. TSM.

I don’t always swipe right, but when I do, it’s a match. TSM.

Charging your phone in class. TSM.

Being the sweetheart to the same fraternity as your mother and grandmother. TSM.

Hooking up with the president of one chapter, while you’re the sweetheart of another. TSM.

Using a TSM Column as a source in your final paper. TSM.

My money goes towards two things: dues and booze. TSM.

Dating fraternity presidents in college, and state senators post-graduation. TSM.