Sorority life has prepared me perfectly for the life of a princess, so whenever Prince Harry is ready…. TSM.

I aspire to hold my liquor as well as my big does. TSM.

Being known as the “Bitch Face Family.” TSM.

That moment you realize you’re becoming your big. TSM.

Alcohol is my favorite study buddy. TSM.

Buying new outfits for every event, even though you already have everything you need. TSM.

Screaming, “PAN LOVE” every time you meet a girl from a different chapter out at a bar. TSM.

Wishing Starbucks delivered. TSM.

I’m an undiagnosed binge shopper. TSM.