Being the new girlfriend’s least favorite ex-girlfriend. TSTC.

More likely to have scrapbook paper than graphing paper. TSTC.

Heart-to-hearts during group bathroom trips. TSM.

Wearing his shack shirt to his fraternity’s pajama party. TSM.

Continuing to learn about things you did that one drunken night months later. TSM.

Sitting back and watching as he does all the things for you he swore he never would for a girl. TSM.

Referring to your big as if she’s a survival guide…because she kind of is. TSM.

Getting just as many shout-outs as he does at his senior ritual banquet. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.