Being both the best and worst role model for your littles. TSM.

“I wish I could have been there!”
“You were there…” TSM.

Good hair days are good days in general. TSM.

My chapter gets attention from guys in real life. We don’t need to join a “Tumblr war.” TSM.

If you can’t squat, you might as well not even rush. TSM.

Having your own parking spot at your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Letters making Zac Efron look even better. TSM.

Not getting up before noon on a Saturday unless it’s for Starbucks or a hair appointment. TSM.