Being pretty offended when he tells you that you are a “good girl,” but also slightly proud that someone out there still thinks so. TSM.

You can’t be “practically” in a sorority, geed. TSM.

Always in recruitment mode. TSM.

Always fucked up. Never fucked over. TSM.

The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.

Shacking with soldiers totally counts as community service. TSM.

It’s a crafterpiece. TSM.

Your roommate calling you to help remove last night’s mistake from the dorm room. TSM.

Matching t-shirts and matching shack shirts. TSM.