I need a white wine emoji almost as badly as I need a white wine. TSM.

I’ve never met a man I couldn’t find on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. TSM.

Always being part of a power couple. TSM

Waking up wearing nothing but pearls. TSM.

Information girl. NS. Hair flip girl. TSTC.

Having a “what’s yours is mine” mentality when it comes to his t-shirts. TSM.

Your phone autocorrecting “brunette” to “Burnett’s.” TSM.

Procraftinating. TSM.