Wearing your letters to summer classes so people know you don’t go to community college. TSM.

Making sure your roommate hooks up with a guy from the same fraternity as you are, so you can share a ride in the morning. TSM.

The bigger the bun, the better the grade. TSM.

It’s only slutty if he’s ugly. TSM.

Having a color-coordinated closet. TSM.

Being more scared of standards than the cops. TSM.

Mixing vodka into your juice cleanse. TSTC.

Buying the dress before the date is planned. TSM.

Knowing more about fraternity pledge programs than any girl should. TSM.

Trying to explain your not-boyfriend to your ob-gyn. TSM.