Having a costume section in your closet. TSM.

Why do I buy so many t-shirts? I don’t. TSM.

“Can you send me that picture?” TSM.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. TSM.

“I don’t drink beer.” TSM.

Bedazzling your hot pink beer bong. TSM.

The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

Thinking of a boyfriend as something that gets in the way of attending as many formals as possible. TSM.