Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.

Sorority girls taking over campus coffee shops from now until March. TSM.

I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.

The morning “Is this outfit okay?” Snapchat check between you and your sisters. TSM.

Teaching new girls the art of “frat hopping” when they freak out about being invited to multiple parties in one night. TSM.

Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

Auctioning off formal dates to sisters on your chapter’s Facebook page. TSM.

“Is that a thing?” TSM.

I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.