Dammit. I really thought I was sober. TSM.

When in doubt, tutu it out. TSM.

Getting really worried when you’re notified “______ has tagged you in 15 photos.” TSM.

Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.

Me, my selfie, and I. TSM.

Having 100+ girls you can pee in front of. TSM.

“I’d rather drink my calories.” TSM.

Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Selfies. TSM.

Why be their sweetheart when you can be their queen? TSM.

“So, where did you end up last night?” TSM.