The seamless transition from your school hookup to your home hookup over Thanksgiving. TSM.

Studying abroad and still being called to standards. TSM.

“So, where did you end up last night?” TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling formal dress. TSM.

A grades, D cups. TSM.

Getting a fraternity’s event shirt before its pledges do. TSM.

Counting down to your 21st birthday the minute you turn 20. TSM.

“Let’s have a coffee date” being code for “You’re in so much sh*t.” TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.