Running into a hookup in daylight and being pleasantly surprised when you still think he’s cute. TSM.

Trying on ten different outfits, only to wear the first one you tried on. TSM.

Always classy, never in class. TSM.

Drinking in his letters, but never in yours. TSM.

Beyoncé literally never wearing pants. TSM.

Deleting drunk texts while you’re still drunk cancels them out, right? TSM.

Finding yourself humming your chants throughout the day. TSM.

“Do we hate her?” TSM.