Your outfit is a question. Mine is a statement. TSM.

High GPA. High tolerance. High maintenance. TSM.

“I love that dress. I’m borrowing it as soon as you wear it.” TSM.

“He liked my selfie. Do you think that means I could get it?” TSM.

“Accidentally” sending a snap to your ex when you know you look hot. TSM.

Always being drunk at the same time as your sisters, even when you’re miles apart. TSM.

Making a power point of all your semester hookups to show your home friends on break. TSTC.

Playing “spot the legacy” with old composites. TSM.