Forgetting to remove your monograms when using your fake, but getting in anyway. TSM.

Actually being the best friends sitting next to each other in jail. TSTC.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Caring more about what award you win at formal than who you bring to it. TSM.

Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.

Handpicking his roommate’s formal date. TSM.

If you got 8 AM classes I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but they don’t start ’til 1. TSM.

Not even two weeks into the semester and somehow I’m months behind. TSM.

Hating open parties because it’s the only time you don’t know everyone there. TSM.