Those foreigners aren’t all that different from us, are they? It’s always fun to drink beers on the front porch with brothers and cheer on a sorority girl trying to parallel park.
sratty bitch, y’all are supposed to post pictures with your columns now. How am I supposed to masturbate to this column if I don’t even know whether or not you’re fat?
Fleur, you forgot the rendezvous with me and vandy where we stole the chocolate fondue fountain, replaced the chocolate with velveeta cheese, and just went wild.
Miranda Lambert’s craziness is hot. It’s because she’s crazy if you give her a reason to be. Don’t fuck with her. The preemptive crazies are the ones to watch out for.
Seriously? Getting dual Argentine citizenship is actually really easy. Just a few thousand dollars, a little basic Spanish, and show up a few days every six months. Absolutely the best way to get out of the USD. How does he mess that up?
Was not over s.|.a.v.e.r.y.
The War of Northern Aggression
Fuxk you intern. I hate you so much.
DJ (owned by News Corp) owns the Journal.
Those foreigners aren’t all that different from us, are they? It’s always fun to drink beers on the front porch with brothers and cheer on a sorority girl trying to parallel park.
sratty bitch, y’all are supposed to post pictures with your columns now. How am I supposed to masturbate to this column if I don’t even know whether or not you’re fat?
Fleur, you forgot the rendezvous with me and vandy where we stole the chocolate fondue fountain, replaced the chocolate with velveeta cheese, and just went wild.
I think you’re beautiful always, Sparkles!
Why’d my comment get deleted??
And why host the event if the biggest sloots on campus won’t be there to provide blowies?
Miranda Lambert’s craziness is hot. It’s because she’s crazy if you give her a reason to be. Don’t fuck with her. The preemptive crazies are the ones to watch out for.
Having all the nail polish chipped off on the one nail. NS!
This is why the Take a Lap button is so great
hey vandy, where have you been??
And vagina vajazzled
Putting makeup on your tits? What?
Seriously? Getting dual Argentine citizenship is actually really easy. Just a few thousand dollars, a little basic Spanish, and show up a few days every six months. Absolutely the best way to get out of the USD. How does he mess that up?
Tay is just really successful and other girls are jealous. Taylor Swift. TSM
I read it in middle school, therefore I’m more FaF!
Winning the Golden Dildo. TSM