I’m sorry superwayne. If it makes you feel better, Hawtpiece is my second favorite TSM columnist. Besides, the word around town is letmeletyoudo_that was actually one of Hawtpiece’s sisters. Hawtpiece found out and called her about it or some shit.
A butter and jelly sandwich sounds gross. I would hold my Pee from entering your butt. He asked you for a sandwich because he was hungry, so make it. He will ask you for a blowjob when he’s damn ready, sloot!
Sorry im late. Traffic was bad coming in. Hawtpiece, you have the floppiest vagina of them all. That’s why superwayne only does anal with you. Also, never seeing a tractor, NS. At least you’re from a good part of the north. #oh
superwayne, would you and Hawtpiece like to go on a double date with me and letmeletyoudo_that? We can’t go to Red Lobster though. After that incident with Hawtpiece trying to give the cook an OTMSHJ for a discount on her meal, she’s banned nationwide.
Hey Hawtpiece. I’m glad we’re bffs on twitter now, but this article was a bit bland. Keep up the good effort though. Hawtpiece a Yankee sloot who sucks liberal’s weiners, #TeamLetmeletyoudo_that, etc, etc.
Then say that 3 months ago so were not angry all this time. And write columns. I’ve said it before, you’re the only funny one on the TSM staff. #oh and my weiner needs tending to
#TeamUs #TeamhawtpiecePicslip #TeamSuperwayne
Who’s Mr. Little?
I won’t even say anything bad on this one, Hawtpiece. A girl who loves her daddy is a big plus in my book. Happy Father’s Day, y’all.
Hawtpiece, how funny would it be of I picslipped you? SO FUNNY!
Clarification: Hawtpiece didn’t kiss a boy *on the lips by the age of 13. #oh
#oh and #teamletmeletyoudo_that. Y’all know she’s hotter than Hawtpiece
Thank you, superwayne. Maybe one day we could get letmeletyou and Hawtpiece to hook up. That would be nice.
superwayne, I’m glad you’re spelling Hawtpiece correctly now. You’re a lucky girl, Hawtpiece
Hawtpiece is in a bad mood today. Why did you delete my comment Hawtpiece? I didn’t say your name, saRAWRity, or school
Insisting on ana|. RFM
I’m sorry superwayne. If it makes you feel better, Hawtpiece is my second favorite TSM columnist. Besides, the word around town is letmeletyoudo_that was actually one of Hawtpiece’s sisters. Hawtpiece found out and called her about it or some shit.
How am I supposed to wank it to this when you look like $2 hookers? This almost makes Hawtpiece look normal
A butter and jelly sandwich sounds gross. I would hold my Pee from entering your butt. He asked you for a sandwich because he was hungry, so make it. He will ask you for a blowjob when he’s damn ready, sloot!
Sorry im late. Traffic was bad coming in. Hawtpiece, you have the floppiest vagina of them all. That’s why superwayne only does anal with you. Also, never seeing a tractor, NS. At least you’re from a good part of the north. #oh
Now that would be funny. Write it Hawtpiece.
Not so subtle “kiss my weiner” move to make on Hawtpiece: give her a $5 bill while she’s working her shift on the corner. < 3
superwayne, would you and Hawtpiece like to go on a double date with me and letmeletyoudo_that? We can’t go to Red Lobster though. After that incident with Hawtpiece trying to give the cook an OTMSHJ for a discount on her meal, she’s banned nationwide.
Hey Hawtpiece. I’m glad we’re bffs on twitter now, but this article was a bit bland. Keep up the good effort though. Hawtpiece a Yankee sloot who sucks liberal’s weiners, #TeamLetmeletyoudo_that, etc, etc.
Then say that 3 months ago so were not angry all this time. And write columns. I’ve said it before, you’re the only funny one on the TSM staff. #oh and my weiner needs tending to
Hawtpiece forgetting the lube but not needing it because she is so greasy anyways. TFailHawtpieceM