When your little puts you down as her emergency contact instead of her real mom. TSM.

Keep your sisters close, and standards closer. TSM.

“I’m not drunk enough for this,” as you walk into class. TSM.

Skipping class to craft for your future little. TSM.

I think I’m a fun time but standards doesn’t think so. TSM.

May your hangovers always be shorter than your standards meeting. TSM.

If Angelina Jolie can divorce from Brad Pitt, you can get over a mediocre frat boy. TSM.