My fuckboy radar is better than my gaydar. TSM.

Naming levels of drunkness after infamous drunken actions. TSM.

Working out for your recruitment body more than you did for your summer body. TSM.

Wearing your sorority tees all summer in hopes of meeting a sister. TSM.

When you’re dating the president of your favorite fraternity and all the guys call you The First Lady. TSM.

Using Snapchat to have a convo with your hookup to make it seem more causal. TSM.