When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Using a selfie stick to take nudes. TSTC.

Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.

My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.

Your roommate making other sleeping arrangements when you have a mixer with your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Getting annoyed when your shack shirt isn’t comfort colors. TSM.

Legend in the eyes of your sisters, liability in the eyes of standards. TSM.

Standards: You need to take down that tweet.
Me: But it got so many RTs and likes.
Standards: You have to.
Me: I’ll take the fine. TSM.