Taking off all your clothes for bed, but not quite washing off your makeup until you’re totally sure no one is going out. TSM.

Not understanding why exec wants to lose the “party girl” stereotype the chapter has. TSTC.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

When your wedding is basically just a giant social between his brothers and your sisters. TSM.

Double fisting so none of your hands are free to send embarrassing texts. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge master simply for the pledge benefits. TSM.

Making a power point of all your semester hookups to show your home friends on break. TSTC.