He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.

“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.

Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.