1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

“Ugh, I am just so over frat guys.”
*Continues to hook up with frat guys.* TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

Assigning a points system to guys you hook up with based on fraternity rank. TSM.