Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Going to the gym just to see your weekend hookup in action. TSM.

Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Turning your letter shirt inside out for the walk of shame, because you respect your sorority enough not to shame it, but not enough to keep you from doing the shameful thing. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.