Winking at former hookups to maintain that you are the one with the power. TSM.

I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.

A moment of silence for all the cute shit you’ve lost at a frat house. TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.