Recruitment, not boys, being your motivation to stay in shape. TSM.

Making sure your roommate hooks up with a guy from the same fraternity as you are, so you can share a ride in the morning. TSM.

Your fraternity nickname being “Tequila Girl,” because you can take more shots than the boys. TSM.

Having a go-to hookup in every fraternity you frequent. TSM.

Matching on Tinder after you’ve already hooked up. TSTC.