Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who rush. TSM.

Please. I don’t even chase my vodka, what makes him think I’ll chase him? TSM.

Louboutin red, ritual white, Tiffany blue. TSM.

We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

I’m tired of being the better person. One day, I’ll be the bitch they claim I am. TSM.

I’d hit it. TFM. I’d bid it. TSM.

Being in a sorority that has both a Lilly print and Vineyard Vines print. TSM.

“Pearls are always appropriate.” -Jackie Kennedy. TSM.

It’s easier to be a good girl and prove you know how to have fun than it is to be a fun girl and prove you know how to be good. TSM.

And he thinks I’m the slam. TSM.