Douchebag is synonymous with “my current male obsession who keeps giving me mixed signals.” TSM.

I didn’t pledge a top house, but after 4 years of hard work I’m graduating from one. TSM.

I don’t want him back, I just don’t want him to be happy without me. TSM.

Being oddly turned on by how much your fratdaddy can drink. TSM.

You should always look your best. Your soulmate could be around the corner at any time…so could your ex. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

My life would be complete if Victoria’s Secret Pink made a sorority collection. TSM.

Sending a screen shot of your texts with the boy to a sister for the perfect response. TSM.

“I mean, the most important thing in a relationship is trust…after sex and hygiene and earning potential.” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.

And by “class was cancelled,” I mean it was cancelled for me…by me. TSM.