Sometimes I have the feeling that I should volunteer to be a sober sister, but then I think, mmmm better not. TSM.

“It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.” -Darcy Gilmore. TSM.

Associating with fraternity men, not frat boys. TSM.

When your boyfriend mentions you should stop monogramming everything, because the letters are going to change soon. TSM.

I need a boy with southern manners, a west coast attitude, and an east coast trust fund. TSM.

How much does a sorority girl weigh? A monogram. TSM.

Can I just say that we don’t have a risk management issue in this chapter? And some of us shouldn’t have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation? TSM.

Pinterest finally making secret boards…if only they’d been here in time for Big/Little revelation. TSM.

She’s my Big. She’s always right. TSM.