“Wait… what?” TSM.

It costs a lot to maintain big hair, tan skin, full lashes, and white teeth. So no, I don’t feel bad making boys pick up the check on a date. TSM.

“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little – if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.” -Coco Chanel. TSM.

Instead of a devil and an angel on each shoulder, I have my standards chair and my social chair. TSM.

Fraternity guys are surprised when they find out I’m studying electrical engineering. Almost as surprised as the engineers were when they saw a hot girl walk into class. TSM.

Wishing the TFM Sweethearts had their sorority listed under their bio so I could judge them more efficiently. TSM.

A guy wearing Brooks Brothers is sexier than a guy wearing nothing at all. TSM.

High heels, high GPA, high class, and high standards. TSM.

Girls who re-rush don’t realize that we remember them. We didn’t want you then, and we still don’t want you now. TSM.

Even my yogurt is Greek. TSM.