Every kiss begins with Kay? Funny. Most of mine begin with vodka. TSM.

That feeling of satisfaction when another one of his brothers adds you on Facebook. TSM.

He’ll never know that five sisters reviewed/edited that text before I sent it. TSM.

I always wear lace undergarments…you know, just in case. TSM.

I couldn’t care less what your parents make. You better be going places yourself if you think you have a shot. TSM.

Trying to have a group study session at the library, but ending up only talking about Greek life and Disney movies. TSM.

I have to go out otherwise this day was a waste of makeup. TSM.

He is NOT getting his clothes back. TSM.

Live like a princess. Look like Barbie. Party like Ke$ha. TSM.

Midwest charm, Southern class, West Coast tan, and East Coast sass. TSM.