Spotting all the geeds by seeing panty lines with leggings. Nice try. TSM.

My thinspiration arrived in the mail today, aka the Victoria’s Secret holiday catalog. TSM.

If the chaser isn’t diet, I’ll take it straight. TSM.

Being able to spot a Greek woman a mile away, even without her letters on. She has impeccable fashion sense, is in amazing shape, and walks with a confidence that comes with being an individual part of a collective, exclusive whole. TSM.

Well that was a waste of an outfit. TSM.

Having the drunken “You’re going to be in my wedding one day” talk with a sister. TSM.

I looked hot today. He missed out. TSM.

There needs to be a “bless your heart” button on this website. TSM.

I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.

Dressing extra cute on test days because the fraternity boys will actually be showing up to class. TSM.