Having an irrational fear that you will waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

Not wanting to go to the gym because my hair looks really good, but also wanting to go to the gym because my hair looks really good. TSM.

You don’t wear pearls to be classy. You are classy, therefore, you wear pearls. TSM.

I feel more naked without make-up than I do without clothes. TSM.

Knowing you automatically win because his rebound is a geed. TSM.

Everyone at work turning to you anytime anyone says anything about a sorority. TSM.

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Yes, I’m single. You’re going to have to be amazing to change that. TSM.

Smelling your water bottles to make sure they’re filled with actual water and not vodka. TSM.

I’m not talking shit, I’m venting. TSM.