Always sober enough to walk in heels and drunk enough to not feel them. TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Oh you’ve been busy? Me too. Ask your brothers. TSM.

PFD: Potential Formal Date. TSM.

Sometimes I wonder why I’m single, and then I reflect on my actions last weekend. TSM.

Bonding with girls over how much you hate other girls. TSM.

Not only can I walk in heels sober, I can dance in them drunk. TSM.

There is always going to be someone prettier, smarter, funnier and younger than you. I call her my Little. TSM.

Why yes, I would like to add a monogram. TSM.

Wishing Lilly would create a line of lingerie. TSM.