It’s only a walk of shame if you’re ashamed of what you did. TSM.

Being an obnoxiously good looking couple. TSM.

You gotta impress me before you can undress me. TSM.

I take it as a sign from God when there’s only one left in my size. TSM.

If alcohol didn’t have calories my life would be perfect. TSM.

Feeling instantly disconnected from the world when your phone dies. TSM.

Being friendly to girls you don’t like just to get good gossip. TSM.

Never have I ever…oh, wait, yeah I’ve done that. TSM.

Spending countless hours at the gym, dieting like nobody’s business, and hiding all of your hard work with oversized t-shirts. TSM.

Hobby Lobby should be called “Littles R Us.” TSM.