Secretly hoping Rep. Bachmann doesn’t get the nomination, because the first female president should totes be Panhellenic. TSM.

Big turning 21 makes me 21 by association. TSM.

Trying on his last name 5 seconds after you meet. TSM.

“Facebook stalk this guy and tell me what you think.” TSM.

“Ew, don’t tag me.” TSM.

Being more excited about potential photos than the actual event. TSM.

It’s all fun and games til someone gets fat. TSM.

Lord help the girls on this site who haven’t gone through rush yet. One should never count their chickens before they hatch. TSM.

“When Charlotte liked a guy, she said his whole name- it helped her to imagine their future monogrammed towels.” TSM.

My summer agenda: Work out, lay out, go out, pass out. TSM.