Just had a summer crafternoon for my little. I don’t know who she is yet. She better like pink. TSM.

Perfecting the skinny arm, leg pop, sorority squat, drink-behind-the-back pose. TSM.

The fear of missing out if you stay in. TSM.

Fratdaddies and stilettos: the ones that hurt you the most are your favorites. TSM.

Leg pop, head tilt, skinny arm. TSM.

Your dresses should always be tight enough to show you’re a woman, and loose enough to show you’re a lady. TSM.

Hair and boys: two things better teased. TSM.

Texting “I’m so drunk” = I want you now. TSM.

It’s not creeping, it’s research. TSM.

Kate Middleton earning a PhD in the MRS degree. TSM.