Walk of shame, always better with a friend. TSM.

Fratdaddy is coming over to haze me when he is finished hazing pledges. TSM.

Have fun cooking and cleaning your whole life southern sorostitute. Where we’re from we have maids to do that. We spend our days with our personal trainers and spending our rich husband’s money. TSM.

Shacking, my way to avoid drunk eating. TSM.

I’ve got Mom’s looks, Daddy’s money, Grandma’s pearls, and Grandpa’s land. TSM.

Purchasing a new Patagonia, Mountain Hardware Jacket, and Northface for Mountain Weekend. TSM.

Behind every good TFM is a great TSM.

I’m conservative everywhere except the bedroom. TSM.

I’m every feminist’s worst nightmare and every fratdaddy’s dream come true. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.