I sound even more Southern when I’m drunk. TSM.

My little is dating my fratdaddy’s little. TSM.

I’m a Charlotte in the streets, a Samantha in the sheets and a Carrie in the boutiques. TSM.

Wearing work out clothes to class with absolutely no intentions of working out later. TSM.

Whoever decided to put girl scout cookie season right before Spring Break is evil. TSM.

Got asked home by three fratdaddies last night. Went to my own bed to get my beauty sleep. TSM.

Hunger is fat leaving the body. TSM.

Just because I’m polite does not mean I like you. I’m Southern. TSM.

Leggings shouldn’t be sold in anything larger than a medium otherwise fat people think its okay to wear them. TSM.

I wish Facebook had an option to look for a guy by their fraternity. Sometimes that is all I can remember about them. TSM.