Helping your fratdaddy by flirting with the freshman boys at rush parties. TSM.

I don’t want him, but I don’t want her to have him. TSM.

Formal recruitment is like child labor. It’s painful and boys don’t have to go through it to get their babies. TSM.

Saw frathubby cry for the 1st time today. I told him we’re officially having a little Sig Pi legacy. It’s a boy! TSM.

I don’t care what the scale says. I care what the mirror says. TSM.

“She never compromises, loves babies and surprises, wears high heels when she exercises.” TSM.

Adding all the new babies and liking their statuses about bid day. TSM.

Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

“Okay, now a picture with just us…” TSM.

If you wanna get with me, there’s some things you gotta know. You gotta be frat and party on the row. TSM.