I might know him. What fraternity is he in? TSM.

Hating the awkward struggle to gracefully dismount the elliptical. TSM.

His first name sounds like a last name, and his last name sounds like money. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Only being a social drinker, but being VERY social. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

Putting on a stronger southern accent when you need someone to do something for you. TSM.

Faux drunk texting. TSM.

I wish Lilly Pulitzer made flasks. TSM.

“Panhellenic mixer” is another way of saying “forced integration.” TSM.