Adding the Greek alphabet to your iPhone languages. TSM.

The paper writing process: type a sentence, check Facebook, type a sentence, check TSM, type a sentence, check Pinterest. TSM.

It makes me so happy that she got fat when she went to college. TSM.

“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” -Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.

Christmas, NYE, Valentine’s Day…relationships are a winter sport. TSM.

When a sister turns 21, the whole chapter turns 21. TSM.

Editing a text message to a boy more than your last english paper. TSM.

Meeting someone that you’ve already Facebook creeped on and pretending not to know anything about them. TSM.

Knowing exactly where the line between sassy and bitchy is, and crossing it anyway. TSM.

A door to a sister’s room is only closed for three reasons: sleeping, shacking, and shit-talking. TSM.