“I only wear makeup when there are boys and alcohol involved.” TSM.

Going to the library for academic reasons, but choosing where to sit for social reasons. TSM.

“He doesn’t look good in photos. Wait, that actually might be a really huge problem.” TSM.

My “type” is trust fund babies. TSM.

Thinking more about your future little than your future husband. TSM.

Every girl wants to hear those five little words: “You can keep the shirt.” TSM.

Pre-planning your hookups for the next three weekends. TSM.