Boyfriend: “You keep making jokes about being crazy but I don’t really think you are”
Me: “LOL just wait.” TSM.

Your route on campus depending entirely on what you’re wearing and who you do and do not want to run into. TSM.

Sunday: “I’m never drinking again.”
Tuesday: “Where’s my alcohol?” TSM.

Getting called into standards for flirting. TSM.

Meticulously filling your planner with formals, mixers, and recruitment dates, and forgetting to leave room for classes. TSM.

“Are you staying over there?” “Yeah but he doesn’t know that yet.” #TSTC

When your grand big says, “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” so you literally can do anything. TSM.

Never miss a pregame, rarely make it to the event. TSTC.

I don’t have a Tinder to hook up, I have a Tinder because I like attention and knowing guys think I’m hot. TSM.