Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.
Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.
My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.
I need either caffeine or vodka. I don’t care which, but I need it now. TSM.
Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.
Risking your life for a cute Insta pic. TSM.
Changing your class schedule to accommodate Bid Day. TSM.
Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.
“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.
“Has he hooked up with anyone who’s relevant? Or is he fair game?” TSM.