“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
“I just can’t shake the feeling that the standards chair and the academic chair are plotting against me.” TSTC.
A private group Zumba class replacing Chapter the week before your semi-formal. TSM.
I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.
Referring to your hookups by their fraternities instead of their names. TSM.