Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don’t even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can’t be surgically fixed, lol. Your arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don’t even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. ‘UGLY’ would be unfair, since it doesn’t reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I’m sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Holy shit it’s like Mark Rothko decided to join a sorority. That’s fucking terrible. Shouldn’t you be working at a summer internship instead of wasting your time as the next color field artist?
This.
You should Google what I wrote and see if you find anything
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don’t even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can’t be surgically fixed, lol. Your arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don’t even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. ‘UGLY’ would be unfair, since it doesn’t reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I’m sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
I stand corrected, this is more Morris Louis than anything. That’s right, I know my art. Bitches like cultured men.
Holy shit it’s like Mark Rothko decided to join a sorority. That’s fucking terrible. Shouldn’t you be working at a summer internship instead of wasting your time as the next color field artist?
He called the shit poop!
I’d show them Florida, specifically.
#TeamTeamBamaForRomney
BEAT
I ran a Monte Carlo simulation in Mathematica and arrived at your conclusions, superwayne. Something was done here with 95% confidence.
Beat me to it.
Holy shit the girl in the back is fat as fuck.
The concealer one was referring to getting a shitload of hickies. Everyone knows that…
I had a bag full of fucks to give, but I unfortunately lost them while trying to find the interesting part of this story.
Second from the left was a FAS case.
Why did they defecate on their own feet?
you’re*
Says the man who named himself after a beer that only hipsters drink.
You watch Friends? You queer, boy?
Would not hit it